Now open · Gallery 1
The Museum of Dumb Jchan Things.
A permanent collection of pointless things, built properly. Six big games, a wall of small toys, and one button you should not press. Every exhibit works. Please touch them.
- Exhibits
- 10
- Useful exhibits
- 0
- Entry fee
- $0
- Refunds
- NO
The big exhibits
Full games. Allow ten minutes. Or an hour.
Exhibit 007 · Physics
Backlog Tower
A crane drops model kit boxes onto a shelf that is too small. Stack them as high as the ceiling. Sometimes it drops a cat.
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Exhibit 008 · Typing
Get Off The Keyboard
Type five boring work emails while cats keep sitting on your keys. Tap them away before they write the email for you.
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Exhibit 009 · Kopitiam
Kopi Uncle Simulator
Decode orders like "Kopi-O Gau Kosong Peng" and build the right drink before the queue walks to the next stall.
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Exhibit 010 · Lights off
Mosquito At 3AM
A dark bedroom, a torch, and one buzzing mosquito. Clap it before it bites you ten times. Survive until the 7am alarm.
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Exhibit 011 · Hawker centre
Chope!
Lunch rush. Drop tissue packets on free tables that fit your group before the umbrellas and lanyards get there first.
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Exhibit 012 · Gift prep
Sticker Peeler
Peel the price stickers off five gifts in one smooth pull. Too fast and it rips into fuzzy white bits everyone will see.
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The collection
Each exhibit is getting its own page at something.jchan.lol
Interactive exhibit
A single button. It has one rule. The museum has been informed you will ignore it.
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Suggestion box
Got a dumb idea Jchan should waste a weekend on? Write the pitch here, copy it, and drop it in the Discord. The best ones get built and hung in this museum with your name on the placard.
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