Kopi Uncle Simulator

You run the drinks stall. The queue speaks fluent kopitiam. Read each order, build the right drink, and serve it before the customer walks to the next stall. Two minutes, three mistakes allowed.

HAPPY KOPI · DRINKS STALL

Shift 2:00 Takings $0.00 Served 0 Mistakes ○○○

Next customer

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Uncle, your shift starts now.

Tap the options to build the drink, then press Serve. The cheat sheet explains every word. Some tourists order in plain English.

Kopi / Teh	Coffee / tea, with condensed milk and sugar
-O	No milk (black), still has sugar
-C	Evaporated milk instead of condensed
Siew Dai	Less sugar
Kosong	No sugar
Gah Dai	Extra sugar
Gau	Extra strong
Po	Weak
Peng	Iced
Tah Pau	Takeaway, in a plastic bag

Kopi Uncle Simulator

Uncle, your shift starts now.

Stall closed.